It’s Bart’s moon party in outer space, with R2-D2 playing the bass!
No one’s touching the hors d’oeuvres!!
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The best of Ralph Wiggum
So sad that my t-shirt with Ralph dressed as Dr. Stupid (“I’m going to cut out your liver bones) finally bit the dust.
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Please, please kids, stop fighting. Maybe Lisa’s right about America being the land of opportunity, and maybe Adil has a point about the machinery of capitalism being oiled with the blood of the workers.
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I thought he was a party robot.
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Kirk Van Houten - Can I Borrow A Feeling?
Can I borrow a feeling?
Could you lend me a jar of love?
Hurtin’ hearts need some healin’,
Take my hand with your glove of love
Kirk, crackers are a family food. Happy families. Maybe single people eat crackers, we don’t know. Frankly, we don’t want to know. It’s a market we can do without.
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He spent his childhood years as a delivery boy, delivering toys to more fortunate children.
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